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El Oso (the "Bear")
El Oso might be tiny and he might "eat all his vegetables" but he is not to be underestimated. He can sneak into your life and run your energy bill through the roof before you can say "kilowatt hour"! Never turn your back on El Oso.
Be advised: El Oso's sworn mission is to make sure you forget to follow through with your promises to reduce your energy consumption. He knows all the tricks and he will do everything he can to throw them in your way.
Rap Sheet
Domain: El Oso's Universe
Age: 58
Height: 4 feet
Wanted for: Running faucets for no reason, keeping the refrigerator door propped open.
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